PUT MOM INTO TIME OUT
by Cheryl Gochnauer

I believe every stay-at-home mom should be put in time out at least once a week.

You heard me. She needs time out - of the house.

Get the poor woman outta there! If you don’t, you’re taking a horrible
risk.

Maintain an unrelenting parenting stance and this wonderful,
family-focused woman is sure to morph into a fire-breathing, maxed-out
mom. And we can’t have that.

Granted, getting some of these dedicated ladies to take a even a short
break can be challenging. "Oh, I just don’t think that would be right," they protest, as their world swirls around them. "My kids will think I don’t like them, and my husband will accuse me of goofing off."

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